...What would it be like?

Like, how would it start? What players would be involved? How would it end? Whatever you wanna add in there. :)
You can choose current or retired players.

Billy Martin and George Brett. It would start with a bad call and it would end with Brett kicking his butt!

The pitcher hits the opponent is mascot, and all hell breaks lose..

Hanley Ramirez knocking out Big Papis teeth and then see Jason Variteck fondle his balls like a little b l t c h

the Mets vs. Phillies at Citi Field, Cole Hamels drills Carlos Delgado in the head, Delgado runs up & punches Hamels in the head 5 times, then Chase Utley breaks them up, then Jose Reyes uppercuts Jimmy Rollins twice, then Carlos Beltran & Shane Victorino get into their own brawl, with Beltran winning, then Wright hits Ryan Howard hard, Church right hooks Pedro Feliz in the face, K-Rod punches Lidge, Putz & Chris Coste curse at each other, but dont fight. then Fernando Tatis comes in & punches every Phillie & the fight is over with. lol.

GO METS!!!

During the All-Star game Cici Sabathia, Prince Fielder, Carlos Zambrano & Adam Dunn get into an argument over the last chicken wing.

Zambrano starts it off by punching Sabathia since he tried to put his greasy hands on the wing. Fielder jumps in & bites a bit of Zambrano is arm off. Dunn then picks up Fielder & piledrives him into homeplate.Sabathia, Fielder & Zambrano triple team Dunn.

The fight ends up with Sabathia losing 3 teeth, Zambrano losing a chunk of his arm, Fielder ends up with his head up Dunn is butt.


LOL That was fun! BTW it is not to offend the fans of these players or their respective teams. Get some humor into ur life!

Yankees vs Red Sox

tied game
last game of the season both tied in al east, winner goes to postseason
Arod starts yelling & complaining against a strike call
yankees manager goes & supports arod
steinbreiner goes out to the field & gives the ump $100 million
ump over turns call
francona goes out & starts arguing
Theo Eipstein comes down to the field & starts supporting Francona
Steinbreiner throws out a fist to eipstein (which he dodges)
Theo starts beating up Steinbrener as he starts bleeding
Next thing u know all the benches clear & start fighting
umps r knocked-out
Fans from the bleachers start fighting each other



Ends with The Red Sox being the only ones standing up, Arod gets a fine, Steinbrener gets a $10 billion fine.


Sox make the post season



Or

Phillies vs Mets

Yankees clubhouse
Sabathia is eating ham
A-rod is whining
tex is arguing with jeter
suddenly
Sabathia realizes jeter ate his last Bacon
Tex finds out A-rod stole his thong!
Jeter try is to calm them down, but fails
Mariano throw a cutter at A-Rod knocking him down
Posada runs at Mariano & sticks his fingers through his eyes.
Steinbreiner gives $3 million a year extra for them to stop fighting!!

a pitcher finds a batboy banging his girl. he throws the bat and kills him.

Hanks Aaron would get a baseball bat and beat Barry Bonds continuously over the head while telling him that he is The Real Home Run King. After being beaten in the head so much Bond is head would swell up even more and he would eventually float away because of his balloon head.

pete rose would say something arrogant to billy martin and billy would
win the fight by a knock out.

Mets vs. Phillies

Mike Piazza is at bat, Cole Hamels intentionally tries to beam him in the head, Piazza dodges & charges the mound. Both dugouts immediately clear. Piazza punches out Hamels, Reyes pantses Ryan Howard & then runs in circles around him until Howard gets dizzy & falls. Rollins meanwhile is running towards Reyes & trips over Hamels. Piazza at this point realizes what is happening & uses his leadership to gather all the Mets together. Carlos Beltran then follows his orders & runs straight at Shane Victorino, slides into him (as he would in a double play) & Victorino breaks his ankles. The pitching staffs get into a fight & start pitching balls at each other. Pedro Feliz & Carlos Ruiz get knocked out by David Wright, Carlos Delgado & Luis Castillo. The Mets win & the Phillies all get fined.

Mets vs Phillies. The Mets are winning for most of the fight, but falter at the end. The Phillies finish strong, and the Mets choke.

Kent/Bonds

No Rules

Nuff Said

You can not go wrong with Big Papi and Adam Dunn those two guys go at it that should be a great fight. It would start when Papi gets on base and Dunn starts talking trash and they just go at it.

a pedro/zimmer rematch. except this time zimm wraps up pedro in a tackle and they have to pull him off because he is repeatedly smashing pedros head into the turf. classic stuff.